{"product_id":"shut-up-and-let-teachers-teach-candle","title":"Shut Up and Let Teachers Teach! Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom Virgins on Fire Candle Co. these quality jar candles are made with 100% soy wax and handmade in Brooklyn, NY using only safe phthalate-free fragrances sourced from socially responsible suppliers. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe scent is Tonka \u0026amp; Oud, a woody scent of repeatedly banging your head against a school desk and wondering how on earth we got here. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eParental rights, lolz. As if these people know what they're talking about. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSHUT UP! LET TEACHERS TEACH! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe 9oz candle carries a long 45-50 hour burn time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Virgins on Fire Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46085014978732,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0532\/5881\/3612\/files\/058bbf5b995100bb7df0e56ce04336f63dcad7cafffa29378158526d32569bf1.webp?v=1774714085","url":"https:\/\/wildlarkvt.com\/products\/shut-up-and-let-teachers-teach-candle","provider":"Wild Lark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}